My Girlfriend left with everything including the kitchen sinks!! Not an unusual story…but notice the plural…sinks. Has it come to pass that in this day of ever-increasing materialism that leaving with everything including the kitchen sink - singular- is no longer good enough. It won’t be long before the expression includes leaving with the triple bowl sinks marble encrusted round sinks .
Or maybe we will extend to parting with the sunken jacuzzi.
So the next time you feel that your relationship is getting a little rocky, be sure to look out for the tell tale signs and then go out and buy some Gorilla Glue.
No, not to help cement your relationship. To go one better and securely fasten the sinks into the tops…If she ’s leaving at least the sinks will be left to keep you company!!